James BooDon – Are Diwano Mujhe PehchanoIn what is possibly the most tiger-centric gangster entrance in all of film history, a blazing Amitabh Bachchan in his prime, playing a street singer posing as a mob Kingpin, proves that intimidation and charm can be two sides of the same rupee. His eyes, hips, and oversized bowtie are in full effect as he courts the criminal underworld, daring even the most sternly goateed man to doubt his authenticity:
Who am I, who am I, who am who am who am I? I am Don, I am Don, I am I am I am Don! Strings swirl, horns blaze, and an insistent start-stop shuffle puts a dance floor under three and a half minutes of bombastic affirmation. Our hero spins and gestures his way through the South Asian, Latin American and Western influences that characterizes the seamless mosaic of Don’s cinematic score, reassuring the villains of his infamous name and reassuring the audience of his unmatchable Bollywood talent. A theme song with more volumes of purpose cannot be found; the flowers polka-dotting Amitabh’s wescot on their own are enough to say this much. |
Nicotina ChevroletVelvet MafiaPop Quiz – Who/what is the Velvet Mafia? (a) an underground organization of criminal crooners, led by the Velvet Fog, Mel Torme Okay, when you’re ready, scroll down and grade your quiz. If your answer was (a), you get 0 points. You are wrong.* *Unless you know something I don’t, and there really is such an organization, in which case you get 1,000 points. So this wasn’t your standard multiple choice. Sometimes there is more than one answer. And this was the case with this week’s Iron Clef theme. How can someone pick just one theme song? There are so many excellent theme songs, from Nerf Herder’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme song to the theme song for It’s the Gary Shandling Show (“this is the theme to Gary’s show, the opening theme to Gary’s show, Gary called me up and asked if I could write his theme song…”). And that’s just in the TV genre! Then you’ve got film, video games…it boggles the mind. After a week of soul searching, I finally narrowed down my entry to the Velvet Mafia Theme Song. But as there are two amazing velvet mafia theme songs, I can narrow no further.
The first is the theme song/intro for the NYC band from answer (c), headed by the previously mentioned giant bald queen, Dean Johnson. In this song, Dean sings of his willingness to sell himself to the alleged gay mafia from answer (b) in order to achieve professional success “If you wanna cross the bridge, you gotta pay the toll. If you wanna make it big, you gotta play with trolls. So pardon me while I go steppin’ out to Fire Island with David Geffen…” Since Dean was actually a manwhore, and was not exaggerating his willingness to get pounded for personal gain, one must only guess that he either never had the opportunity to meet the powerful queers and make his offer, or they reneged on the deal. Either way, the Velvet Mafia may never have made it to the mainstream, but in the NYC queercore scene, they were legendary. Like the Velvet Mafia, the Bay Area based band Mon Cousin Belge is a band with great talent, hypnotic songs, and magnetic stage presence. Also like the Velvet Mafia, MCB is gayer than a handbag full of rainbows. So when they were offered the opportunity to have one of their songs featured as the theme song for a gay porn made by Falcon Studios, they naturally agreed. The result is, I would venture to bet, the best porn music ever. As thanks, the pornmakers played fairy godfather and lent their film equipment and some clips from their movie so that Mon Cousin Belge could make a music video of their very own for the Velvet Mafia Theme Song, also known as “Going Down.”
So which is the real Velvet Mafia Theme Song? Only the gay mafia knowsfor sure. |
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Wow. So many great songs.
The reaction shots in the first entry really make it: seeing a shiek do an “O.K.” cheese-smile !